Project PAW · Bullshit Ticket™ · The Record
Ticket No. 00000001
The founding issuance of the Bullshit Ticket program — exhibited in full, with the violations it cites.
The Founding Issuance · Exhibit No. 1
Issued To
The Feedback Gap — CAEC Writing, New Brunswick
Offence
Grading a student's writing twice and returning one letter each time — no marks, no comments, and nobody in the chain able to say why. Rubric published. Feedback: none.
Date of Issue
October 26, 2026
Issued By
The Pierce, under the 0 Bullshit Policy — Project PAW Carbon & Energy Solutions Corp
No. 00000001 · ADMIT TO THE RECORD
Violations Cited // THE CHARGES, BY SECTION OF THE 0 BULLSHIT POLICY
§3.1Straight Talk Only
“Hiding material facts is a breach of this policy.”
Two Writing results returned as a bare letter each; the marks, the comments, and where marks were lost withheld at every level of the chain.
§3.3No Dead Weight, No Fake Work
“No optics-only reports.”
A result that connects to no outcome: nothing the student can prepare from, appeal on, or improve by.
§3.4No Corporate Theatre
“Function over form. Truth over politics.”
Three desks performed the process in writing; the answer was produced by none of them.
§3.6Radical Responsibility
“Blame-shifting, scapegoating, and dodging consequences are breaches of this policy.”
“Not our problem” at every level; nobody owns the gap between the marker and the student.
§4.4The Bullshit Lens
“Would we be proud to explain this decision publicly?” · “Does it return value transparently?”
No, on both. If the answer is no: scrap it or fix it.
Scope, in the policy's own terms (§2, §5.3): tickets from outside the organization are feedback, not discipline, and the Company does not publicly identify individuals in connection with breaches — which is why this list identifies a ticket by its number, never by a person's name or address.
Issued under the Policy, and served under Respect — the Buffalo's teaching: a ticket names a gap, never a person. That is Respect, served with the ticket.
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