Project PAW · A New Instrument of the House

Bullshit Tickets
Are Born

COMING SOON

Today the house opens a new book. The Bullshit Ticket™ program is Project PAW's numbered, on-the-record instrument for calling out bullshit wherever it stands between people and honest work — issued in the open, one ticket at a time, each one earned.

The Bullshit Ticket — a black card with gold foil lettering and a gold code, the founding art of the program

The ticket itself · the founding art of the program

Every Ticket, On Display

The Ticket Shelf

Each ticket stands on its own page — the shelf is where they stand together. Pick one up and read it in full.

Bullshit Ticket™ No. 00000001

Issued To

The Feedback Gap — CAEC Writing, New Brunswick

Offence

Grading a student's writing twice and returning one letter each time — no marks, no comments, and nobody in the chain able to say why. Rubric published. Feedback: none.

Date of Issue

October 26, 2026

First Issuance

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Bullshit Ticket™ No. 00000002

Issued To

The Email Thread — CAEC Writing, New Brunswick

Offence

A full day spent doing the exam's own requirements in a live email thread — a persuasive letter written to the rubric, in front of the rubric's owners — because no channel exists to show the student his own marked work.

Date of Issue

October 26, 2026

Second Issuance

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Bullshit Ticket™ No. 00000003

Issued To

The Appropriateness Reply — CAEC Writing, New Brunswick

Offence

Documented evidence answered with a judgment of the writer's manner, and the only road offered onward was a telephone.

Date of Issue

October 26, 2026

Third Issuance

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The Public Record · The Running List

Tickets Issued

This page is where a recipient gets their ticket: issued in the open, entered on the record below, and left standing for anyone to read. On this list, a ticket stands by its number — never by a person's name.

The tickets aren't trophies — they're data. Every ticket here is a gap someone called out; the house logs it, studies it, and builds the fix. As they build we take data and try to find solutions to what people call bullshit on. That's the whole point. Bullshit is compost.

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TICKETS ISSUED · THE COUNTER TICKS WITH EVERY ISSUE

Ticket No. Offence Date of Issue
00000001 Grading a student's writing twice and returning one letter each time — no marks, no comments, and nobody in the chain able to say why. Rubric published. Feedback: none. October 26, 2026
00000002 A full day spent doing the exam's own requirements in a live email thread — a persuasive letter written to the rubric, in front of the rubric's owners — because no channel exists to show the student his own marked work. October 26, 2026
00000003 Documented evidence answered with a judgment of the writer's manner, and the only road offered onward was a telephone. October 26, 2026

How a ticket works

Every ticket names a system, a gap, or a practice — never a person. The facts are stated plainly, the offence is written on the face of the ticket, and the ticket stands in public where anyone can read it.

No. 00000001 is the first. It will not be the last one earned.

Issued under the policy

Every Bullshit Ticket is issued under the founding law of this house — the standard that governs everything Project PAW publishes, builds, and signs.

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Point Keeping

The Card Keeps the Score

Tickets are issued here; the points are kept there. Every issuance under this program scores back to the battle card of the man who issued it — the card keeps the program's running score.

THE PIERCE · BATTLE CARD

Support the Program

The tickets on this wall are data — the house takes what people call bullshit on and builds the fix. The program's shelf carries the means of participation: packs to print at home and hand out, and the merch queue. Support, by choice — never access, and never an issuance.

THE BULLSHIT SHELF

Built on the Failure

The second ticket on this wall is the reason the Academy stands on the program's own letter: the marked work, the feedback, the channel that should have been there — built here instead. PAW Academy is UNDER CONSTRUCTION, and slowly developing.

PAW ACADEMY

Tickets are handed out for bullshit.
The first three have now been issued.
Distribution comes soon.

Watch this page. When the next ticket is earned, it will be issued — numbered, dated, and on the record.

Bullshit Ticket™ · Project PAW Carbon & Energy Solutions Corp · Est. October 26, 2026